Beavis and Butt-Head vs. the Vending Machine

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Beavis and Butt-head vs. the Vending Machine is an episode of the animated series Beavis and Butt-head.

[edit] Plot

The boys stand outside a vending machine trying to get pork rinds. They insert their money and the bag, of course, gets stuck on the hook. Desperate in search of more money so they can get "two for one", Butt-head finds and elderly woman who gives him one dollar, while Beavis guards the machine, stopping Mr. Anderson from putting his money in. Butt-head goes inside the convenience store and finds stale nachos for any price he names. He says 10 cents and asks for a dozen. He then heads home, to eat the nachos, and leaving Beavis still at the vending machine.

[edit] Quotes

• Butt-head: I, uh, need 60 cents for my friend. He's starving.
  Elderly woman: Well, where is he?
  Butt-head: Uh, he's overseas.
  Elderly woman: Oh, I've seen those commercials. (hands him a dollar)
  Butt-head: Uh, no. I said 60 cents.
  Elderly woman: It's okay. I don't mind giving a little more. (she starts to enter her car)
  Butt-head: Wait, I thought you were going to give me more.

• Clerk: These nachos are leftover from last night. I was going to throw them out, but... name your price.
  Butt-head: Uh, 10 cents.
  Clerk: You've got yourself a deal.
  Butt-head: Okay. Give me, like, a dozen!