User:Batman2005

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Batman2005 currently lives in Indiana.

This fucking page likely contains unnecessarily vulgar or offensive statements. If it bothers you, please don't look at my user page.

For having a humorous, lighthearted and comical user page, you are presented with the Excellent User Page Award.

If you're going to be a douche...leave now.

1 Joke of the Day
2 My Frat is cooler than your gay Frat
3 My Thoughts
4 People who are alright...if not spectacular
5 Dead To Me
6 People who are not alright
7 Favorite Quotes
8 Favorite Teams
9 Favorite Players
10 Barnstars

Joke of the Day

Did you hear that the Statue of Liberty has AIDS?

Yeah, they just don't know whether she got it from the Staten Island Ferry or the mouth of the Hudson River.

My Frat is cooler than your gay Frat

My Thoughts

Wikipedia actually seems to be in the business of creating its own version of history. Such examples are that Kurt Cobain shouldn't be listed as a suicide when its legally listed that way. Additionally that FIFA shouldn't be the source for articles about World Cups, but rather Wikipedia users should determine what is and is not true about the World Cup or marginal rockers blowing their heads off. Keep this up guys and we'll just invent our own history, I don't know about you, but I'm leaving the Nazi's out this time!
I spend a lot of time editing the pages of actors and actresses and changing the line "so and so is best known for" because its the most POV bullshit on wikipedia. Seriously, best known is a subjective term...so join me in my crusade to change every actor and actress page to say "perhaps best known."
I also like to edit soccer articles (yes, I know half of the world calls it football, but screw you...I'm American and I'll call it soccer, if you don't like it...suck it. And I think Freddy Adu sucks and is definitely not the best american soccer player).
I got blocked once, for a bullshit reason, some guy said that I was personally attacking him. Shortly after he said that I thought; "I really should put a personal attack on my page, just to make it worth it." I prevailed though, as I was clearly the bigger man.
I'm not afraid to say that I want to marry Ashley Leggat and provide her with lots of children.
I'd do the same to Amanda Bynes, Kellie Pickler, Nikki Reed, Autumn Reeser, Sabrina Bryan, Ashley Leggat, Cote de Pablo, Scarlett Johansson, Katherine Heigl, Emilie de Ravin, Jane Krakowski, Kristin Cavalleri, Amber Tamblyn, Lacey Chabert, and Brooke Hogan (but for gods sake don't tell her dad).
I also like to spend time removing pointless wiki'd links from pages. Seriously guys if you wiki something and the link comes up red , it's ok to un-wiki it.
Many admins abuse their (perceived) power. These admins (who I won't name because they might block me and then I wouldn't be able to entertain you with my edits) are also now officially "Dead to Me"

People who are alright...if not spectacular

Dead To Me

In the spirit of The Colbert Report, in which the host Stephen Colbert places people or events, or objects that he doesn't like on his "Dead to Me" board. I shall start doing the same to people who are "Dead to Me." This isn't a personal attack; I don't wish you dead; this is just my way of saying..."hey, no matter what you say to me on here, you're still dead to me, so I'm not going to pay any attention to your comments.

So now, without further ado...the following users are "Dead to Me!"

Sasquatch
J.J.Sagnella
Cuthbert11
Jooler
Johan Elisson
Power Hungry Admins...you know who you are!
OH yeah! Admins who lecture you as if you're a child, then go on and do the same thing they were lecturing you about.

People who are not alright

Favorite Quotes

George Feeney: "As long as I've known you, you've always risen to the occasion, I have no reason to believe that you won't now." Boy Meets World

John Bernard Brooks: "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I expect the same from them." The Shootist

John McCain: "Do not yield. Do not flinch. Stand up. We're Americans. We're Americans, and we'll never surrender. They will."

Ronald Reagan: "We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we may always be free."

Favorite Teams

Favorite Players

Barnstars

		The Reynald Pedros' Barnstar
		I present you this original sport man's barnstar in recognition and appreciation to your tireless efforts in the improvement of football (soccer) articles. Just like Reynald, you've struggled to make this football world a better place. Abdelkweli^Talk

		The Random Acts of Kindness Barnstar
		I hereby award this user the Random Acts of Kindness Award for being nice to all users you find.

		The Minor Barnstar
		I award you this Minor Barnstar because you're a stand up editor who always looks to do the right thing!

		The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
		Your tireless work removing crap on the Kellie Pickler and Carrie Underwood pages truly goes above and beyond. I'm sure they're proud to have you as their defender!