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[edit] The Next Page Title

Want to help choose the next outrageous title for BJAODN?


Go to Wikipedia:BJAODN:The Next Page Title.

This section has been moved to Wikipedia:BJAODN:The Next Page Title for article size reasons. -- AllyUnion (talk) 14:27, 28 Mar 2005 (UTC)

[edit] New page instructions...

I made a new page instructions page here: Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense/New page instructions so that the next page title can be easily added using those links on that page. -- AllyUnion (talk) 06:06, 25 Mar 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Can I edit this?

Hey, am I allowed to put my own edits into BJAODN?

  • Sounds like a questionable practice to me. Kevyn 16:13, 4 Mar 2005 (UTC)
  • Only if you ask really nicely and give us muffins.

lol my "because they are truly great, and the geniuses behind these impressive jokes must be extremely intelligent" edit is still there... 216.120.137.146 11:29, 12 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Big page

This page is getting big. Really big. Would it be a good idea to break it up into subpages based on the initial letter of the article from which a bad joke was deleted?

It certainly looks like it's as long as it ought to managably get!

btw, re the last line - Free will is wanted by 11 articles... oh no! What if we give it to them and they stage a revolt and take over the entire Wikipedia! {sorry, I couldn't resist...}

[edit] Thank you!

Thank you one and all.... I needed a good laugh tonight! luckymama58

OMG! I love these pages! They are amazing - few other things in the world are as hilariously, outrageously laugh-out-loud funny as this...I truly have big time stomach pains, about to literally roll on the floor laughing - and i haven't even finished the first page! I LOVE IT. Please continue to submit these articles - what undeniably top-notch wacky hilarity.--Chao 00:59, 4 Apr 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Vandalizing for a laugh

I'd love to vandalize a page to make it as funny as possible but of course I DON'T do it (not important)== (from the village pump)

Copy the page, put a m : Category: Humor on it, and vandalize to your heart's content!!--Jondel 00:31, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
Go to Uncyclopedia. MicroFeet 05:15, 10 August 2005 (UTC)

[edit] This topic has moved

This topic has moved again, this is its new page: Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense/Funny vandalism

[edit] Gingerbiskit

Could you please add Gingerbiskit or is it Ginger biskit? (try Both), Big Hard lads of chorley and Monkeys with guns to Bjaodn

[edit] From vfd

Template:VfD-BJODN

[edit] User:Sgeo/BJAODN

I added a link to one of my user subpages where I put in all current BJAODN pages. --Sgeo | Talk 02:18, Sep 10, 2004 (UTC)

[edit] Separating BJAODN content from BJAODN templates

What I want is seperation of the actual jokes from the templates, so the page most people would access would simply have the normal BJAODN templates, and have something like {{{{NAMESPACE}}:{{PAGENAME}}/raw}}. The actual jokes would be at the /raw subpage. This would be useful for something like User:Sgeo/BJAODN. --Sgeo | Talk 22:48, Sep 10, 2004 (UTC). Late addition: I created Template:subpage which could be used like: {{subpage|raw}} --Sgeo | Talk 22:48, Sep 10, 2004 (UTC)

First of all, your User:Sgeo/BJAODN idea is excellent. I've copied it to the Wikipedia namespace at Wikipedia:Bad jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense/Encyclopaedia BJAODNonica.
However, I don't think it's a good idea to differentiate between content and formatting templates here. It's an unnecessary creation of more work (see: m:Instruction creep) for a Wikipedia maintenance page of decidedly lesser importantance.
Really, it's no biggie if User:Sgeo/BJAODN has redundant headers and so forth. The BJAODN content isn't exactly elegant in the first place. :-) • Benc • 22:45, 12 Sep 2004 (UTC)

[edit] Custom BJAODN

Would it be possible to host a page for BJAODN we made especially for the BJAODN page? KirbyMeister 16:34, 11 Sep 2004 (UTC)

[edit] Fictional BJAODN

How about a page where we could put what we would think is funny, but was never added to an article.? --Sgeo | Talk 22:03, Sep 12, 2004 (UTC)

Waaay too much potential to explode into something truly huge. That's actually a good thing, but not for an encyclopedia. Take it to our sister project Wikibooks instead, please. • Benc • 22:27, 12 Sep 2004 (UTC)
Our wiki, Uncyclopedia collects things like that. I recommend you post there, or with wikibooks, as suggested. --130.245.23.124 18:31, 8 Mar 2005 (UTC)

[edit] BJAODN on the comedy Wikicity

I think any future criteria for BJAODN should be transwikied to "The comedy Wikicity" rather than retain it on Wikipedia since Wikicities dosen't have as strict of a policy concerning article styles and content in the article. --SuperDude 19:29, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Announcement: Wikicomedy just had it first transwiki from Wikipedia: come check it out!. --SuperDude 19:49, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)

You know, previous discussions have shown that users prefer to keep the content on the Wikipedia. The Wikipedia should not be without any humor, games or what not... -- AllyUnion (talk) 11:29, 12 Jun 2005 (UTC)
I agree. In fact, it's one thing to argue that something like Wikipedia:Chess championship shouldn't be on Wikipedia, but it's a whole 'nother matter to argue that content which originated on Wikipedia can just be transwikied elsewhere. The argument used ("Wikicities dosen't have as strict of a policy concerning article styles and content in the article") makes no sense either: neither does BJAODN, that's the point. OK, OK, in the particular case of ASCII cows, which never started on Wikipedia to begin with, we could transwiki (though nothing much seems to be gained from this either). But certainly not the main BJAODN pages. JRM · Talk 12:16, 2005 Jun 12 (UTC)
Chess is fine, but this stuff really doesn't make any sense outside of the Wikipedia context. Things that were funny because they were briefly in a Wikipedia article are not necessarily funny in their own right. Please keep this content here. I don't think it adds any value to Wikicomedy. Angela. 05:48, Jun 13, 2005 (UTC)
It doesn't matter about Wikipedia's "policy concerning article styles and content in the article", as BJAODN by definition has been deleted from the article namespace. Copy stuff to the comedy Wikicity by all means, but keep it here and add new stuff here as well. the wub (talk) 12:51, 13 Jun 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Oh no! You Deleted Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense!

Why is Oh no! You Deleted Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense! a red link? -- King of ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ 04:34, 12 Jun 2005 (UTC)

That's because you pointed it into the article namespace. You have to add 'Wikipedia:' in front of it. -- AllyUnion (talk) 11:26, 12 Jun 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Question

I can put anything I see funny on these pages right? Oh and I'm not going to put stuff that I wrote on, but if someone wants to see my warning box, it might be BJAODN quality. Rentastrawberry 05:04, Jun 24, 2005 (UTC)

You can put content from other Wikipedia pages which you consider funny. - Sikon 15:44, 25 Jun 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Proposal: Global TOC

How about creating a global table of contents for BJAODN, with links to corresponding pages? Of course, there's an option to list all of them on one page, but this is very traffic-consuming. - Sikon 15:45, 25 Jun 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Don't ever delete this!

This is the best Wikipedia page (of course the links contained on it are the most important, but you get my point). Don't ever delete this page! Matei Tache 6 July 2005 02:55 (UTC)

[edit] Votes for Transwiki

It seems some people feel this is inappropriate content for Wikipedia. Perhaps it would be more appropriate as a subpage of b:Jokebook? I don't mind doing the transwiki myself, and I'll tidy it all up in the process. Besides, we have content at Wikibooks which we'd like to put in there, and I feel it's inappropriate to put BJAODN from Wikibooks onto Wikipedia. - Aya 42 T C 17:11, 21 July 2005 (UTC)

Calling for Votes for Transwiki (VfT). Choose one of Transwiki or Keep:

  • Transwiki: More appropriate location. - Aya 42 T C 17:11, 21 July 2005 (UTC)
  • Keep: don't bother users who want to put stuff here. Although our archive is large enough already... r3m0t talk 21:10, July 21, 2005 (UTC)
  • Keep. Traditions, people, traditions. - Sikon 09:11, 22 July 2005 (UTC)

[edit] How to pronounce BJAODN

Is there a way to correctly pronounce BJAODN? I just say bj(like bzzzz)-ow-done. --pile0nadestalk | contribs 10:54, 22 July 2005 (UTC)bay

  • I must be hanging out with the wrong kind of people, seeing that the topic of BJAODN has never ever cropped up in my everyday conversation and I never saw a need to actually pronounce it :P In internal monologue (stuff like "oh, let's see if there's anything new on BJAODN"), I usually just spell out each letter -- Ferkelparade π 11:00, 22 July 2005 (UTC)
I don't really use it in conversation, just wondering how people say it :). --pile0nadestalk | contribs 12:06, 22 July 2005 (UTC)
In my head I hear Baja-Odj-en  ;) --Neo 14:11, 22 July 2005 (UTC)
Pronounce it Bee-Jay-Odon. Pacific Coast Highway 20:38, July 22, 2005 (UTC)
Well, here in the south, we pronounce it buh-JAO-den. -- BD2412 talk 21:34, August 11, 2005 (UTC)
I mix up all the letters and pronounce it "bad jon", although you say I'm calling it "BAD Jokes (and) Other (deleted) Nonsense". Thryduulf 10:14, 12 August 2005 (UTC)
Little late to be getting in here, but I'll offer up that the only time I've ever actually mentally pronounced it was in reading the title of Encyclopedia BJAODNinca I came up with an instinctive BUH-joN... a pretty hard N because of the D. Similer to the differences between su and tsu in japanese. subtle, but there. -Mask 03:23, 20 March 2006 (UTC)

Actually, the correct pronounciation is /bya.on/ - the D is silent, and the J is pronounced like a Latin I. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 13:44, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

Although it's probably actually /byao.dən/. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:03, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
Unless you can actually be bothered to learn IPA, in which case it's something like /bjæ.a.dən/. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 14:50, 19 April 2006 (UTC)


I suggesting taking out the "bad" because it's subjective POV to state quality of jokes and also unverifiable without an IRL study. So JOADN would be Joanne or like J + Odin. DyslexicEditor 15:43, 19 April 2006 (UTC)

Are you also suggesting blocking Christian Wikipedians because the Bible doesn't cite its sources? It's just a bit of humour. (Sorry about that, I tend to blurt out random things). Oh, and it'd be JAODN - /dʒæu.dən/, or similar. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 08:12, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
I believe The Bible is a citable source. DyslexicEditor 20:16, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
It's citable, it just doesn't cite it's sources. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 07:43, 21 April 2006 (UTC)
I believe it's either Yahweh and prophets originally. Then the stories were passed down orally. Then monks copied them by hand for centuries, each with different slighly altered versions. DyslexicEditor 15:20, 21 April 2006 (UTC)
Actually, the books of Kings cite thier sources in other books that were around at the time. But apart from that, the Bible appears to be Original reasearch. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 08:12, 22 April 2006 (UTC)
All research must begin as original research somewhere. DyslexicEditor 18:59, 22 April 2006 (UTC)

I sorta pronounce it lik "buh-JOW-din" but really quickly so the syllables run together. --Cyde Weys 07:48, 21 April 2006 (UTC)

Its pronounced /bdʒæu.dən/--220.238.253.147 04:19, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
Or /bʒæun/ if you are a frenchman.--220.238.253.147 04:21, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
I pronounce it "Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense". However, I have increasingly pronouncing it "buh-jow-din" after reading this! SupaStarGirl 23:04, 31 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] How do I add?

I'm not sure where to add this, so I'll put it here and let someone else add it

From Math Rash (deleted by Redwolf24)

Math Rashes-a red rash in the form of plus, minus, times, division, or equal signs that breaks out on the skin of school children who have been doing too much math in a classroom. The cure for Math Rashes is only one thing, double recess.

Redwolf24 05:10, 23 July 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Wikipedia is hacked link broken

The link for "administrator's noticebord:Wikipedia has been hacked" is broken, possibly page no longer exists

[edit] Not sure how to add this to BJAODN

There's a stub type up for deletion at Wikipedia:Stub types for deletion under August 24th. The "Hot Jewish Actress" stub. I don't know how I can add it to BJAODN but I think it's funny enough for inclusion. If I put it on BJA... won't it just dissappear when it gets deleted? Is there any way to make sure it still stays up here? Dismas 09:15, 24 August 2005 (UTC)

Dismas, I know of that one. Sorry, I can't help you post it. Stopped by to tell you that, believe it or not, a group of stub types named "Porn Actresses Who Really Excel At Anal Sex" (or suchlike) were also created by its creator, with ratings of 1, 2 and 3, depending on their level of skill. WP'ians who create such items are often referred to with the word "saga" after their names. paul klenk talk 05:13, 23 September 2005 (UTC)

[edit] The Greatest Hoax Article Ever

What is the most convincing hoax article ever placed on Wikipedia? Something that stayed here for a long, long time, or perhaps was up for deletion with everyone completely stumped?

I would love to learn of such examples. Hope you all have some.

paul klenk talk 05:08, 23 September 2005 (UTC)

  • No doubt it hasn't been discovered yet. --Kizor 11:00, 20 October 2005 (UTC)
  • We should all go out and make fake articles, and see how long they last!! and then get bored and forget about them until it ends up on the news and then we get sued for libel!!! — 0918BRIAN • 2006-01-10 16:47
  • John Seigenthaler Sr. --Nintendorulez [[User talk:Nintendorulez|talk]] 21:41, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Clever idea: deface the other article

Here's a clever idea: instead of defacing the George W. Bush page, adding offensive remarks or images, do the opposite: Deface the Jackass article, adding the smiling image of our esteemed president. (It was reverted pretty quickly.)
--GraemeMcRaetalk 03:17, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

That's not a bad joke, that's just stupid. Bush isn't a Democrat. --Kitch 21:50, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

[edit] BJAODN? More like BJODN!

Why is the "A" in the acryonym? A is a word that doesn't get capitalised or abreviated unless it is the 1st word--Benol 21:20, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

"And", I think you mean. Actually, since the "nonsense" isn't even deleted, the whole name is arguably wrong. Who cares? It's BJAODN. :-) JRM · Talk 02:15, 12 December 2005 (UTC)
It IS deleted from one place AND recopied elsewhere. "RADAR /reɪdɑɹ/, from RAdio Detection And Ranging," from Acronym and initialism. So "And" is perfectly legitimate to use. On the other hand if it is either nonsense or a bad joke why is it here? to laugh at. How bad can the joke be if its good enough to save for others to laugh at? WAS 4.250 17:33, 14 December 2005 (UTC)

[edit] I think this belongs here

See for your self. [1] Pacific Coast Highway|Spam me!

No, It's neither a bad joke or nonsense which has been deleted. I think it should be at True Facts and Other Deleted Prose. --lE☺N2323 22:57, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Indian reporters are reading BJAODN

Is this the first time BJAODN has been referenced by the press? - BanyanTree 19:19, 6 January 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Userbox

SbOCl This user purges violently both upwards and downwards.

Created by User:Grm wnr. — 0918BRIAN • 2006-01-10 17:01

[edit] New idea for how to gently convince pranksters to stay off of Wikipedia

I created a new template: Template:Uncyclopedia {{uncyclopedia|name}}

This way, when you tell someone "please don't post your jokes here, there are other sites for that stuff," you can also give them a shiny box to click on so that they know where to go to post their nonsense in peace. This is not intended to dry up the well of new content for BJAODN (nothing short of a fascist revolt will do that), but rather to dry up the complaints that come when the BJAODN is deleted from the encyclopedic portion of Wiki. --M@rēino 20:57, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

[edit] BJAODN main page proposal

In the listing of pages, I think the current one should be listed first and in bold, so people know first to post new stuff there. --Kitch 21:49, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Encyclopædia BJAODNonica

Yeah, that's right. Following this link does give you this:

Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 52428800 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 7078117 bytes) in /usr/local/apache/common-local/php-1.5/includes/MagicWord.php on line 295

I think maybe we should just delete the link. It's weak... and BJAODN's outgrown it. ;-) -LambaJan 00:32, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Locking

I think locking the BJAODN page so only registered users can edit it should be considered. Sometimes anons will add stuff on here just for kicks even if it was nevera added to an article. --D-Day Somebody talk to me. Please somebody! Anybody! 20:45, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

I don't see what the problem is. Don't their additions qualify as bad jokes? -LambaJan 04:29, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
They're not offical BJAODN. It's supposed to be for stupid additions to articles. --D-Day My fan mail. Click to view my evil userboxes 15:34, 3 March 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Number 41: So Long, and Thanks for All the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense

Assuming this a reference to the hitchhiker's series this should really have been 42--Greasysteve13 03:39, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

XD ya that would have been much funnier. Unfortunately that didn't happen... -Jetman123 10:52, 3 March 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Is This Fair?

Question: how can Wikipedia possibly claim objectivity when its articles have names like "In Soviet Russia, Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense Delete You!" and most of the other titles refer to Western pop culture?

It doesn't have articles with those titles. This is in Wikipedia space (hence the "Wikipedia:"" part of the title). So it's not an article. In any case, if you want to propose non-western-based titles, go ahead on the proposal page! Grutness...wha? 23:11, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Suggested new BJAODN-related page

I'd like to create a page titled something like Wikipedia:Weird titles from deleted articles, for articles that have been deleted but whose titles are either surreal or just plain strange. It was prompted by two articles currently on AFD: List of magical negroes and Allah-Kitten controversy. I thought I'd better suggest it here since it could easily become a fork of BJAODN. Any thoughts? Grutness...wha? 23:11, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Dates?

I think it would be really handy to put the start and end dates of each BJAODN so we kind of know the timeframe of where the jokes are coming from in time-sensitive issues, such as the 2004 presidental election (I ran across it whne reading BJAODN #17) - Hbdragon88 06:24, 15 March 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Proposal

That the "BJAODN 42:" be removed from the current title. Redundant, doesn't need to be part of the actual title, and might not have originally intended to be such. At the very least the "BJAODN" part has got to go. Morgan Wick 06:52, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Wikia

In addition to (or instead of) the Bad Jokes and Deleted Nonsense collection on Wikipedia itself, it may be advisable to create a Wikia, formerly known as a Wikicity (or you could use another wiki host) to house them, in line with the Wookieepedia and the Uncyclopedia. scienceman 02:41, 27 March 2006 (UTC)

[edit] SUGGEST RENAMING: URGENT!

Some of them are good jokes. Not all are bad. I suggest this section be renamed to "Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense". I'm not sure how to go about making this an official vote. Any ideas? DyslexicEditor 05:30, 28 March 2006 (UTC)

This is itself a joke, judging by the userpage :) -Mask 05:32, 28 March 2006 (UTC)
I am serious. Wikipedia should not label the quality of a joke. DyslexicEditor 05:45, 28 March 2006 (UTC)
Well, unfortunately we don't keep it because all of the jokes here are "bad", we keep it because that's the way it started - it's tradition, you see. And if we renamed it, that would mean all the jokes involving BJAODN (Encyclopedia BJAODNica, etc) would not be funny. -Jetman123 22:36, 3 April 2006 (UTC)

[edit] yo sup

wat lvl of languag allowed? many of my jokes got swear words lol

Well this isn't an indiscrimate collection of jokes. These are things that got posted or created in articles, or other areas of Wikipedia and were deleted, or otherwise noteworthy here.--Adam (talk) 12:46, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
Wikipedia is not censored. And from the look of things, BJAODN is even more not censored. -- Filliam H Muffman 02:42, 6 April 2006 (UTC)


[edit] How about Featured Bad Joke And/Or Other Deleted Nonsense

Like a featured article, but instead a featured Bad Joke And/Or Other Deleted Nonsense? Maybe a pretty green box or something, like the mainpage. --Dwiki 10:36, 6 April 2006 (UTC)

[edit] BJAODN 44

Two things I thought when I saw that:this hadn't much support... and if BJAODN 42 is BJAODN 42: The Answer..., why is BJAODN 44 not BJAODN 44: You gotta ask yourself a question...? igordebraga ≠ 15:22, 9 April 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Announcing new BJAODN-like page

Further to my proposal above (see: Wikipedia talk:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense#Suggested new BJAODN-related page), I am pleased to announce Wikipedia:Deleted articles with freaky titles - or WP:DAFT for short (yes, the word freaky was deliberately chosen to get the acronym right!). it's still very embryonic, but hopefully it'll catch on and more names will be added... Grutness...wha? 06:59, 10 April 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Complaints about protected pages and rouge rogue admins.

In the interest of streamlining the process of unprotecting wrong-version-protected pages and quickly removing the admins who perform this heinous act, I've created a simple form which can be filled out and attached to the talk page of the malprotected article, the admin in question, the admin's user page, the talk pages of any associated users, Jimmy Wales, and the talk page of Star Trek, mostly because those guys have nothing better to do.

The original version was a simple page on MetaWiki, but has been modified somewhat for form-filling use. In order to make this form PolicyTM, I'd like to ask the people here to review and assist in updating this form to meet current WikiPedia needs.

Thank you for your attention. ~Kylu (u|t) 04:29, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Joke namespace

Maybe we should make a Joke: namespace, to clearly segregate all jokes from real articles. There are various jokes on the BJAODN page, and other humorous essays in the Wikipedia: namespace. These should be moved to the Joke: namespace, e.g. Joke:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense. Pcu123456789 15:28, 20 May 2006 (UTC)

[edit] How about a funniest blocked usernames section?

Could we consider adding a funniest blocked username page to BJAODN?--Conrad Devonshire Talk 05:15, 2 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Wikipedia:Blocked users with bizarre usernames

I have added a page to BJAODN dedicated to bizarre blocked usernames. Feel free to add any you come across there.--Conrad Devonshire Talk 04:08, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Capitalization

Shouldn't the proper title of this page be Wikipedia:Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense per the Manual of Style? --MZMcBride 02:20, 17 June 2006 (UTC)

I suspect that this page is very old, and the odd title case is probably a throwback of the famous acronym: BJAODN. I'd reach a consensus before doing anything. Setokaiba✌≝ 10:13, 17 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] BJAODN redirect

"BJAODN" article doesnt exist anymore. Wouldn't it make more sense for the acronym to redirect here? I could have sworn I used to type that in back in the day to get here... What happened? Roffler 21:40, 27 June 2006 (UTC)

Other users have begun to crack down on cross-namespace redirects, and the BJAODN redirect was in article space, so it's gone now. However, on the upside, the incident has made me use the shorter redirect, WP:) . --Kuzaar-T-C- 18:58, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

You still have a whole host of other redirects to choose from ... WP:BJAODN, WP:-), WP:BJ, etc. --Cyde↔Weys 19:00, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] My proposal for a new BJAODN page

I've seen many silly edit descriptions, and I was thinking that a new BJAODN page could be made out of them. The following edit summaries could be included in the article:

  • dude, this freaking rocks
  • LOLOLOLGOATSE!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111!!!!!!!
  • JIMBO WALES SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JIMBO SUCKS@
  • WHAT KIND OF IDIOT ARE YOU, I'M NOT A TROLL, I'M A VANDAL!
  • untidying up

[edit] I created that new BJAODN page

If nobody's commenting on my proposal, I might as well make the page. Check it out! Wikipedia:Vandalism edits with silly edit descriptions

[edit] I did this vandalism and don't want to put it in just because I did it...

So, I'll paste the vandalism below, and you guys can decide if it belongs or not. I think this was on the Helen Keller page for about a half an hour.

[edit] Appearance on To Tell the Truth

In 1960 Keller appeared on an episode of To Tell the Truth. She was completely unable to stump the panel consisting of Kitty Carlisle, Peggy Cass, Bill Cullen, and Orson Bean. She failed miserably due to the fact, that in the opening segment, the impostors' speech differed greatly from Keller's. This memorable segment is written below:

  • Announcer: Contestant #1, what is your name?

Contestant #1: My name is Helen Keller.

Announcer: Contestant #2, what is your name?

Contestant #2: My name is Helen Keller.

Announcer: Contestant #3, what is your name?

Contestant #3 (The real Keller): Ehruhruuruurhrhhhrrrrr.

That's it. You decide. FireSpike 18:18, 10 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Blocked users with bizarre usernames

I noticed that this page has been deleted because it was said to glorify vandals. Technically, all of BJAODN glorifies vandals and their stupidity to some extent, so I'm not sure how this page is any different. I'm not proposing that BJAODN be deleted, I'm just curious as to why that page was singled out.--Lorrainier 15:44, 30 August 2006 (UTC)

BJAODN doesn't glorify vandals. It glorifies humor. People have the right to show their sense of humor outside of Wikipedia. However, pasting humor on an article on Wikipedia is considered vandalism, because Wikipedia is an encyclopedia. This page is not a Wikipedia article- it is a Wikipedia page. The humor was deleted from Wikipedia, but lives at this page. This page's URL begins with en.wikipedia.org, but is not part of Wikipedia, because it's not an article. Since people have the right to show there sense of humor (however stupid) outside of Wikipedia, the humor should remain, and none of the BJAODN pages should be deleted. SupaStarGirl 12:10, 31 August 2006 (UTC)

I agree with you, but how do we restore the page? -- ~PinkDeoxys~ 12:21, 31 August 2006 (UTC)

I've listed it here asking that it be restored since it was deleted without discussion. Feel free to request that it be restored/stay deleted here.--Lorrainier 22:03, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
The deletion has been overturned. An admin should restore the page soon.--Lorrainier 23:56, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] French

They shoud make this page in french, I have to read something in french for homework and I want to read something funny. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 70.81.248.105 (talk • contribs).

You may have a look at some pages on the French Wikipedia: fr:Wikipédia:Bêtisier, fr:Wikipédia:Anthologie, fr:Wikipédia:Pastiches... --Korg (talk) 03:49, 19 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Australian/American war of 1963

This is a classic piece... Ansell 05:50, 24 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Possibly the largest title for a Wikipedia article?

Whilst pressing the Random Article button, I came across this article: Kites, Kung Fu, Trophies, Banana Peels We've Slipped On, and Egg Shells We've Tippy Toed Over. Burritos, Inspiration Point, Fork Balloon Sports, Cards in the Spokes, Automatic Biographies. Could that possibly be the longest title for an Wikipedia article? --tgheretford (talk) 21:47, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

No, but it's quite close. The longest current title for a wikipedia article that I know of (an outdated list can be found at User:Interiot/Reports/LongTitles) is How Hedley Hopkins Did a Dare, robbed a grave, made a new friend who might not have really been there at all, and while he was at it committed a terrible sin which everyone was doing even though he didn't know it. Graham87 04:35, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
WP:DAFT also lists several lengthy former titles, including (with apologies for the language...) FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUNTING COUPLES. THERE IS NOT ROOM IN AISLE 6 OF TESCO FOR YOU TO EAT EACH OTHERS INNARDS OUT. THERE IS NOT ROOM IN MY LIFE TO HAVE YOUR SNOGGING SHOVED IN MY FACE ALL DAY EVERY DAY. JUST FUCK OFF. and This page may meet Wikipedias criteria for speedy deletion The given reason is It is a very short article providing little or no context CSD A1 contains no content whatsoever CSD A3 consists only of links elsewhere CSD A3 or a. Grutness...wha? 05:02, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

Funny how the title of the article is longer than the articleAdam Y 04:27, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

Did you not forget Mirwin's prototype of synergistally rationalized collaboration as an example of developing liquid resources from ambient commons in USA, tailor as required? Just wondering...~user:orngjce223how am I typing? 18:52, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Lamest Edit Wars

Can we add Wikipedia:Lamest Edit Wars to this page? Just wondering.~user:orngjce223how am I typing? 18:51, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] adding a bad joke

I realized that I just made an edit that may well be worthy of BJAODN status... is there a nomination process? It's not likely to be deleted as it's a talk page comment on the notability of a person mentioned in an article, but I just realized how unintentionally hillarious it may be... Wintermut3 02:49, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

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