User:Avillia/SDUVS
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[edit] Super Duper Ultra Vandalism Squad!
The SDUVS is firmly dedicated to fighting the nasty vandals of Wikipedia, from the next Willy imposter to new and more colorful flavors like Communism.
I suppose, when you think about it, it is all really a elaborate ice cream store of vandalism, with the page moves and the fact farkers and the WP:AFD nominators and the image spammers and the redirect jockeys. It's all a elaborate system of checks and balances, whoohes and manajeaskis, and we are the tang to their yang, the marshmallow to their chocolate, and the delectable sweet to their sour.
Using the latest in technology, such as the SX-64 Class Vandal Zapper and such elaborate torture tacticana as the CC Type Vandal Reprogrammer we may yet stand a chance against those who would dare to compromise the sanctity of the Wikipedia project with such tools as the AstroWikiBlaster and the fantanical VandalPrawn.
Even as you read this, the vandals come. They are trained well in the art of cybercrime and Guerilla tactics, they have read the Art of War from cover to cover and can recite every word from memory, in English and the horrible language from the country whence they came. They are highly organized, grouping together in the CVU, the acronym with representative words so dastardly that they cannot be said in polite company.
Within the highest echelons of their leadership lies those we would least suspect as being Wikiterrorists... As we speak more and more true Wikipedians are being corrupted to the will of the vandal, willingly submitting to such obscene initation rituals as Raiding for Anarchy and Rollover for Prawning, their perception of reality so skewed these phrases sound perfectly logical.
If they continue unchecked, more will fall. Wikipedia will go from a respected source to a veritable red-light district of misinformation and anti-American propaganda. This cannot happen. This must not happen. But right now, none will stand and fight. None, that is, but those dedicated to a wholesome source of truthful information.
