User:Atomic-Super-Suit/WombatWorld of Hitchhikers

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This is the extended and more detailed version of my nation from WikiPlomacy. I just felt like keeping it on a subpage, that's all.

Contents 1 Our Nation! 1.1 WombatWorld of Hitchhikers 1.1.1 Ranks 1.1.2 About Us 1.1.2.1 Planets in our Grasp 1.1.3 Resources 1.1.4 Weapons 1.1.5 Philosophy 1.1.6 News 1.1.7 Terrain

[edit] Our Nation!

• This is our glorious empire. Want some coffee?

[edit] WombatWorld of Hitchhikers

We live on Planet Planet and are a rather non-aggressive and aggressive nation in the stars. Enjoy your stay, sir/madam.

[edit] Ranks

• President of that part of the Galaxy-SUIT⁴²
• Jedi Master Vice President-
• Jedi Knight Secretary-
• Evil Dictator-
• Pet-
• Depressed Robot-

Motto-I thought I told you not to Panic.

[edit] About Us

We're basically the Hitchhikers of the Galaxy with less members after a wrongful merge descision. We'll give you some advise:Don't Panic!

[edit] Planets in our Grasp

• Kashyyk
• Death Star
• Pluto
• Tatooine
• Earth Mark 2
• Pudding

[edit] Resources

• Wood
• Shoes
• Bananas
• Towels
• Meat
• Vegetables

[edit] Weapons

• Pistols
• Lightsabers
• Our Nubs of Doom
• A Room With a Moose
• Flamethrowers
• A single Lightsaber
• Blaster Rifles

[edit] Philosophy

Don't panic, and bring a towel. No violence please. We don't want a conflict.

We warn you, if you attempt to fight us, we will fight beck with more anger and rage than Dick Cheney on a Sunday. Cross us, and we'll kill you, but DON"T PANIC!!!!

Don't take things seriously. Just don't. Don't take tests seriously, don't do homework seriously, and so on.

We want you to have a nice day, or else...

[edit] News

• Our precious cows.... We must obtain them. If we do not obtain them soon, we must go on a Religous Crusade to obtain them. Death to the cow stealers! An added note, the nation will have tea every day at 4:00p.m. another note: SUIT isn't Hindu, he just really, really loves cows.

[edit] Terrain

Large, rocky, muddy, mountainous, covered in pudding, and slightly cloudy with a chance of rain.