User:Ashmodai

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[edit] Trivia

Languages de Dieser Benutzer spricht Deutsch als Muttersprache. en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level. BS-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Bullshit. nl-1 Deze gebruiker heeft een beginnende kennis van het Nederlands. la-1 Hic usor simplice latinitate contribuere potest. fr-0 Cet utilisateur ne comprend pas le français (ou ne le comprend pas sans grande difficulté). LE-1 This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English. Mix This user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently. man- kind Regarding gender, this user will use the vernacular, not what is "politically correct".

Coding xml This user can write XML. html-4 This user is an HTML expert. xhtml-4 This user is an expert XHTML user. css-3 This user is an advanced Cascading Style Sheets user. java-3 This user is an advanced Java programmer. php-3 This user is an advanced PHP programmer. c++-1 This user is a beginning C++ programmer. c-1 This user is a beginning C programmer. lisp-1 This user is a basic Lisp programmer. mysql This user writes programs that access MySQL.

Life This user is male. CF This user is childfree This user supports gender equality. This user is an omnivore. This user does not smoke. This user is interested in animal rights issues. This user believes that the meaning of life is to live a happy life. This user believes that death is an acceptable part of life. This user believes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is as likely as creationism. This user is not afraid of being wrong.

Politics This user is a member of the Electronic Frontier Foundation. This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation. This user is against the ban on smoking in public places. This user doesn't believe in the ownership of culture and knowledge. This user advocates pacifism.

Interests This user enjoys philosophy. This user is a bright. This user is a code monkey. Genuine and Authentic Discordian Pope. So please treat him/her right.

 

This user is a member of the Association of Wikipedians Who Dislike Making Broad Judgements About the Worthiness of a General Category of Article, and Who Are In Favor of the Deletion of Some Particularly Bad Articles, but That Doesn't Mean They are Deletionist The motto of the AWWDMBJAWGCAWAIFDSPBATDMTD is Est omnino difficile iudicare inclusionis meritum cuiusdam rei in encyclopædia cum ratio sciendi quid populi referat incerta sit, sed nihilominus aliquid encyclopædiam dedecet, which translates to "it is generally difficult to judge the worthiness of a particular topic for inclusion in an encyclopedia considering that there is no certain way to know what interests people, but some topics nevertheless are not fit for an encyclopedia." This motto reflects the desire of these Wikipedians to be reluctant, but not entirely unwilling, to remove articles from Wikipedia.

• Name: Alan Plum
• Holy Name: Astus Admetus Tsar of Vindraf
• Holy Title: Cardinal Archbishop
• Other Titles: Prince of Low-Light Conditions; Grand Inquisitor of the Department of Lyrical Despair; Vice Secretary of the Minestry for Redudant Administrations; Supreme Pontiff of the Reformed Old Erisian Atheist Church; Royal Guardian of the Legendary Colour "Mint Orange" and Keeper of The Spoon.
• Nicks: Ashmo, Ashmodai, Ashmoses III
• Date of Birth: May 16, 1985
• Place of Birth: Cologne, Germany
• Gender: Male
• Nationality: German
• Ethnicity: German/Scottish/Gypsy
• Religion: Discordian Determinist Atheism
• Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
• Subculture: Geek / Medieval / Punk Goth
• Political Ideology: Egalitarian Libertarian Pessimist Utopianism
• Wikipedia Ideology: Eventualist Inclusionism
• Other wikipedias: German (sporadically)

[edit] Assorted trivia

• Cats or dogs?: Cats
• Coke or Pepsi?: Afri-Cola
• McDonald's or Burger King?: Burger King

[edit] Discordian Code

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[edit] Interests

• Mediaeval combat reenactment
• Computer programming (C++, Java)
• Web standards (XHTML, CSS, Accessibility, ...)
• Web development
• Game development
• Fallout
• Kölsch and other beers
• Medieval rock and EBM/Industrial
• Philosophy

[edit] Ashmo's Shit List

This is a short list of living people that seem to have dedicated their lives to destroy any illusions I may have had about human nature. This list is strongly POV, if you couldn't figure that out on your own.

Neil Balthaser

For US patent 7,000,180[1] and his crusade against www accessibility.

George Walker Bush

For promoting Anti-Americanism by fulfilling all the stereotypes.

Herve Caen

For bankrupting Interplay and selling out the Fallout series.

Axel Freimuth

Bad at logical arguments, bad at rhetorics, bad at taking responsibilities, bad at telling the truth and overall bad person. Also the rector who thought tuition fees were such a Good Thing they'd be worth giving up any credibility or respectworthiness (is that even a word?) he may ever have had. Former rector of the University of Cologne and future president of the University of Cologne AG in spe.

Helmut Kohl

For abusing the public's short attention span to get away with bribery and tax evasion.

Angela Merkel

First female chancellor of Germany. Also absolutely ruthless and slightly obsessive. Happens to think neo-liberalism would be a pretty good idea. Needless to say, anyone not involved in the high economcy or political lead seems to disagree for obvious reasons.

Ingrid Newkirk

For promoting the ALF and abusing the public's sympathies towards animals for all the wrong things.

Andreas Pinkwart

"Innovation" minister of North-Rhine Westphalia. Apparently thinks "innovation" requires undoing all the social archievments of Germany anno 1968.

[edit] Contact Details

ICQ

63709786

AIM

Ashmodai313

MSN

ashmodai2413@hotmail.com

YIM

ashmodai313

E-Mail

ashmodai AT mushroom DASH cloud DOT com

WWW

http://www.mushroom-cloud.com

http://www.freierhaufe.de

http://www.nma-fallout.com/forum (as Ashmo)

[edit] License

All my contributions fall under the default license as stated below.

Released into public domain I agree to release my text and image contributions, unless otherwise stated, into the public domain. Please be aware that other contributors might not do the same, so if you want to use my contributions under public domain terms, please check the multi-licensing guide.