User:Anespa

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Contents 1 Current real life status 2 Introduction 3 My allegiances 3.1 General 3.2 Language 4 Who I am 5 Articles I have contributed to 5.1 English 5.2 French 6 Favorite quotes 7 Great things 7.1 Euler's formula 7.2 House 7.3 Sonata Arctica 7.4 The Phantom of the Opera 8 See Also 9 For the love of what you believe in, don't plagiarize my page

[edit] Current real life status

Surviving the end of my CEGEP!

[edit] Introduction

Hello, this is my user page!

I have joined Wikipedia as a user in december 2005.

I have read on wikipedia for ages, but only now did I decide to contribute what I know.

Already, I'm a wikiholic: I scored 226 at the test lol.

Talk to me about everything in the discussion section, especially if it concerns articles.

I edit some pages in french under the same name.

[edit] My allegiances

[edit] General

[edit] Language

Working on that one: I have courses at the moment, but they are only the basics.

• This user page is half serious. You'll find my opinions and my personality, but you'll also see the serious articles I have edited and my ambitions. This page is, after all, the only place on Wikipedia where you can post your opinion, so I'm using this page for that and other things.

[edit] Who I am

Name: Call me "The PA", as I'm not going to give out my full name.

Birthday: May 7^th 1987.
That makes me... this math is so hard! 19 :p.

Profession: Student (about to enter University).

Education: (in order of latest, in parenthesis means estimated date of graduation)

1. DEC, Collège de Bois-de-Boulogne¹, Medical sciences, (May 2006).
2. High school diploma, Collège Laval², June 2004.
   
   

Maternal language: French

Why am I writting in English?

Why aren't you? Sarcasm aside, it's the scientific language by excellence. I am writting in English to improve my English scientific knowledge, however, I'm writting much more seriously in French because my books are in French, however that might change at University seeing as I will probably go to an English school. Since Wikipedia is said to lack sources, I prefer to be able to write sources under everything I write. Thank you school manuals :).

Marrital status: Single, seeing as the hours I spend on Wikipedia don't count towards my love life :p

Average grades: Enough to get me where I'm going: medecine; thus, please do not treat me as an idiot.

[edit] Articles I have contributed to

As of yet, my list is quite small, however I intend to contribute much more over the next years, because my courses will be much more in depth and the libraries will be even more plentiful (can't wait until University).

[edit] English

• Caffeine See: Caffeine extraction
  
• Chef Brian (Euthanatized)
  
• Stereocenter
  
• Stereoisomer
  
• Structural isomerism
  
• Orbital hybridisation
  

[edit] French

• Stéréoisomérie
• Modèle de la mosaïque fluide
• Arbre phylogénétique des animaux fondé sur l'ARN de la petite sous-unité ribosomique
• Maturation de l'ARN prémessager chez les eucaryotes, complémentarité des bases azotées

[edit] Favorite quotes

• Adam, from MythBusters
  • "I reject your reality and substitute my own"
• Albedo
  • "I saw the leaning tower of culture that humans have struggled to construct. It's not even a tower, really, it's a scaffold of rotting wood, built with meager knowledge and pitiful tools."
• Albert Einstein
  • "I sometimes wonder if it's me or the other people that's insane."
  • "There are two infinite things: the Universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the former"
• Allison Cameron⁴
  • "Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent, it's ugly and it's messy, and if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Do you know that women can have an hour long orgasm?"
• Anonym
  • "Nine out of ten voices in my head say I'm sane."
• Chef Brian³
  • "There is little we can do but sit and wish for the days of cactus filled walnuts and the last tuna in polka-dotted shorts"
• Fable (Xbox game)
  • "It is better to keep your mouth shut and look like an idiot than to open it and prove you are."
• Gregory House⁴
  • "Do I get bonus points if I look like I care?"
  • "From an evolutionary point of view, I suggest you should stop having sex... forever..."
  • "What turns you on? Casual sex? Rough sex? Casual rough sex? I'm a doctor, I need to know."
  • [We've got an MRI scheduled in twenty minutes; it's the earliest we could get the machine.]

-"I teach you to lie and cheat and steal and the second my back is turned you wait in line."

• • "[Cut to House entering a clinic room, where a young woman/teenager is lying n a bed with her legs up and a sheet over her… you know where this is going.]

-House: Good afternoon. I’m going to be looking at your – Perfect. Excuse me. [picks up phone] Need Dr. Foreman in Exam Room 1 for a consult. So when did this start?

-Woman: A couple weeks ago. I didn’t want to get pregnant. Jake’s not into rubbers, so I got on the jelly. You think I’m allergic or something?

-House: You have an infection. Gonna need a sample.

-Woman: I brought the jar.

-House: No, I meant a sample of your – [He looks up to see her holding a bottle of strawberry jelly. Oh boy.] Okay, we have a neurological problem here.

-Woman: There’s something wrong with my brain?

-House: Oh yeah. You can cover yourself up, got what I need. [Foreman enters.]

-Foreman: What’s up?

-House: Smell this. Smells like vaginosis, but it’s not really my call.

-Foreman: Great, I’ll be sure to put a gold star by your name on the board. Anica’s biopsy for pancreatic cancer was negative. [He leaves.]

-House: Okay, I’m gonna give you some antibiotics, and you probably shouldn’t have sex for awhile.

-Woman: How long?

-House: On an evolutionary basis, I’d recommend forever."

• Niels Bohr
  • "Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true."

[edit] Great things

Now this is for things I just find great. This section can only grow bigger with time.

[edit] Euler's formula

e^iπ + 1 = 0
Maths geeks will agree: that's one pretty formula :p

[edit] House

Favorite TV show, ever.

[edit] Sonata Arctica

My favorite metal band at the moment. Whenever I feel down, they get me back up.
The concert at the Medley, in Montreal, on January 21^st was KICK ASS :D.

[edit] The Phantom of the Opera

As if music and plays weren't great alone, a great play with great music just has to be great. I just love The Phantom of the Opera.

[edit] See Also

CEGEP

[edit] For the love of what you believe in, don't plagiarize my page

Check the history, this page was created way before some that look like it. And I do not have a sock puppet. Ok, it's an online encyclopedia of sharing, but user pages are supposed to have originality. Sure you can take inspiration, but at least use bibliographical notices or say thank you in the discussion section... Sorry if I got emotional there: it happens.

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Note 1: Collège de Bois-de-Boulogne
Note 2: Collège Laval
Note 3: Chef Brian is a character in the webcomic Ctrl+Alt+Del
Note 4: Gregory House and Allison Cameron are characters in the TV show House M.D., on Fox