User:Alabandon

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[edit] Official birth name

Alan David Mackenzie.

[edit] Birth 17 days before January 1st 1980

Delivered at Maidstone, Kent. Father overruled from moving to Croydon. In January, 1980, we moved to Brighton, which used to be pleasant, and now pretentious, over-priced, over self-confident.

[edit] Current Trifles and Fragments

I am building a web server (configuration secret) to host my wildlife images on-line and sell them. I am also a freelance system builder and general IT skivvy.

I enjoy contributing to Wikipedia, particularly articles focussing upon computing, clichés and random articles. I like attending to vandalism, and similar trite nonsense added by anon IPs.

I have a number of obsessions, including Microsoft Windows, Mac OS X, Linux, computer hardware, computer security, wildlife photography, Macromedia Flash galleries, stock phrases, peculiar humour, scandals etc. They are a more productive substitute for non-neurotypical peculiarities, such as rocking, flapping and hiding under beds. I do things to excess, but they are excessively useful.

[edit] Past obesssions

  • Cricket - An absorbing and tactical game.
  • Politics - Too cynical and ridden with platitudes
  • Meteorology - Still interested and integrates well with wildlife photography.
  • Collecting chains from sinks, and locks from pine furniture - Asperger's syndrome, bondage or what? I still don't know why, but I was about ten.
  • Food additive classifications - recital of e-numbers.
  • Periodic table - recital of elements.


[edit] Is he one of those Artistic people, like the man who counts toothpicks?

I could have Asperger syndrome, and Asperger traits, such as picture thinking, obessions, eidetic memory, wordplay, sensory overload, frequent, uncontrollable tantrums as a child, meltdowns, school bullying, tics, Palilalia, and numerous other peculiarities. I often bore people with repetitive words, and cause downright offense with harmless, truthful remarks. Father a mute, obsessive bore, and uncle has echolalia, obsessions, social isolation, learning handicaps etc.

I am the nicest and most likeable of the three.

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