User:Akcarver

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This is who I am. to / too / two Too many people have no idea how to use words they should have learned in grade two. which & that This user knows how to use which and that correctly. !? This user is a punctuation stickler. A, B, and C This user prefers the serial comma. its & it's This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you. its/it's It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner. ’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. [sic] This user is a citizen of the United States of America. TTH This user has will & determination, and grace, too! This user is a member of WikiProject Films. LE-0 This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation, and capitalization. en-us-n This user is a native speaker of American English. This user is Addicted to Wikipedia. This user lives in or hails from Seattle. ??-? This box is kept empty for tax purposes. This user is male. This user is a Christian. This user contributes using a Macintosh computer. mac This user contributes using Classic Mac OS. This user runs Mac OS X. G This user uses Google as a primary search engine. AIM-Able This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not use it. Ever. ALIEN This user will never look at spaghetti the same way again. This user opposes the installation of any kind of advertisements on Wikimedia Foundation operated sites. YES This user is a fan of the band Yes. This user is a WikiGnome. This user advocates the use of more cowbell. d'oh! This user thinks The Simpsons is simply...excellent. This user is a fan of Monty Python. This user contributes using Safari. This user eats at Taco Bell. This user does not appreciate tobacco smoke. firefly This user thinks Firefly is the greatest television series ever made. This user loves to eat pizza. eBay This user buys and sells on eBay. eBay ID is akcarver. LOST 4…8…15…16…23…42… This user is LOST… arg-4 This user is a professional air guitarist. P This user drinks Pepsi.

Hello. I am Alan Keith Carver, and I live in Seattle, WA. The current time and date is 12:50, 14 December 2006 (UTC). I work for the nation's largest cable communications company. I am a complete and total fan of Apple computers and products, to the point that if you cut me, I bleed six colors.

The vast majority of my edits on Wikipedia are cleanups of redundant links/refs, poor spelling, extraneous spaces, etc.