User:ACK-47

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[edit] Who I Am

Hello there. I registered this account on 7 August 2005, although I've been editing off and on since 6 April and I've been browsing about Wikipedia much longer than that.

Logged off, I edit as 68.96.162.252.

I am an American, born and (mostly) raised in the west; I stand strongly on the political and economic left on a great majority of issues, although I'm not readily pidgeonholed into any mass political organization. Bear in mind that I try to keep my politics out of anything I write here.

I am studying political science at UNLV, for what it's worth.

I know a little about a lot, but most of the topics I have a great and particular interest in - political science, history, literature, etc. - are already being covered by people with more professional background on them, and my role in Wikipedia in the near to immediate future is probably going to be more a janitor than a carpenter. Also note that I'm not such a slick editor yet, so you'll have to forgive me if I make any terrible newbie mistakes. Either that or be really angry for no good reason, I suppose.

As I'm currently too lazy to find the language stickers at present, and I feel uncomfortable applying a grade to myself, I'm a native speaker of English and have a bit of French and Japanese on me too.

[edit] I Admit My Biases

I:

  • Am pro-underdog
  • Am anti-neoliberal
  • Am pro-science
  • Am a passionate rationalist
  • Am a general-purpose contrarian
  • Am strongly critical of the US and the Catholic church, but find outside criticism of either faintly distasteful
  • Consider puppies adorable
  • Am a feminist and an everything else-ist while I'm at it
  • Think there's more than enough people in this world
  • Have a Politicalcompass score around -9, -9
  • Hate imperialism and its peanut gallery
  • Am not a Democrat, but feel forced to vote for them
  • Have modernist sensibilities when it comes to literature
  • Abhor South Park and can't put my finger on why
  • Am made of poison
  • Am unfashionable when it comes to the third world insomuch as I sympathize with it without treating it like three billion children
  • Am a product of the welfare state, just like you
  • Actually enjoy Penny Arcade
  • Consider kittens adorable too
  • Am a straight white middle-class American man
  • Consider Wikipedia biased
  • Think loving England and hating France is where America first went wrong
  • Believe an article isn't worth reading until it has illustrations of celestial bodies or boobies in it, and when it has both it is perfect

[edit] My work on Wikipedia

Pages I have worked over, am working over, or plan to work over:

[edit] Accuracy disputes

On top of all of that, I run on a maxim that has already gotten me into some mild disputes: any significant assertion requires significant proof. I am apparently in the minority among Wikipedia contributors in that if information is remotely dubious I favor removing it, or at the very least noting it as dubious. The converse policy turns Wikipedia into a misinformation vector, particularly favoring already-popular misinformation (urban legends and the like).

Articles wherein I have been engaged in such a dispute:

  • Beaver: Has the Catholic Church ever considered beavers fish for fasting purposes? I thought not; as it turns out, yes. Citations have been improved and the tidbit about that removed from its previous station of prominence and they all lived happily ever after.

[edit] Tragedies

The following articles make me very sad, but I will not be messing with them, as they are well-supported by a cadre of loyal editors and in an area of expertise I am not prepared to muck around in:

  • Race presupposes that 'race' is a valid concept to begin with and gives a pedestal to some of the dumbest misscience in human history.
  • Gold as an investment systematically favors the idea gold has inherent value, from the name down.
  • Cleveland Indians allows one of the more disgusting instances of racist imagery in popular culture to go entirely without comment.