A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love

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The Simpsons episode
"A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love"
Episode no. 273
Prod. code CABF18
Orig. Airdate December 2, 2001
Show Runner(s) Mike Scully
Writer(s) John Swartzwelder
Director Lance Kramer
Chalkboard "Fun does not have a size."
Couch gag A spotlight shines on the family, who are wearing prisoner's clothing.
Guest star(s) Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Gloria
SNPP capsule
Season 13
November 6, 2001May 22, 2002
  1. Treehouse of Horror XII
  2. The Parent Rap
  3. Homer the Moe
  4. A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love
  5. The Blunder Years
  6. She of Little Faith
  7. Brawl in the Family
  8. Sweets and Sour Marge
  9. Jaws Wired Shut
  10. Half-Decent Proposal
  11. The Bart Wants What It Wants
  12. The Lastest Gun in the West
  13. The Old Man and the Key
  14. Tales from the Public Domain
  15. Blame It on Lisa
  16. Weekend at Burnsie's
  17. Gump Roast
  18. I Am Furious Yellow
  19. The Sweetest Apu
  20. Little Girl in the Big Ten
  21. The Frying Game
  22. Papa's Got a Brand New Badge
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"A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love" is an episode of the thirteenth season of the animated television series The Simpsons.

Before the credits commence, a memorial dedicated to George Harrison is shown. A picture can be seen at Cape Feare (Picture submitted by Andrew Shively).

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[edit] Synopsis

Homer is hired to write Chinese fortune cookies. One of his fortunes says "You will find true love on Flag Day". This cookie makes its way to Mr. Burns. After spending Flag Day at a wealthy social gathering and a strip club, Burns finds a cop ticketing his car. After discovering the cop is a woman (voiced by Julia Louis-Dreyfus), Burns asks her out on a date.

After their first date, Burns talks about another date but Gloria is about to turn him down when Homer runs by. Burns asks Homer to be his "youthful advisor", accompanying the couple on dates. Eventually, Burns decides to ask Gloria to marry him. She says yes. As Burns goes off to get some champagne, Snake comes to rob the bowling alley, sees Gloria (who is his ex), and kidnaps her and Homer. When Burns finds Gloria's ring, he assumes she ran off with Homer.

Snake takes Gloria and Homer to his hideout. Though Gloria says she loves Burns, Snake vows he can change. The police arrive and confront Snake (because Lisa found out Homer was not the kidnapper). Homer tries to escape but instead sets Snake's house on fire. Snake and Homer get out and Burns runs in to save Gloria (Gloria then saves Burns). When she thinks of Snake, Gloria breaks up with Burns and becomes Snake's girl again.

[edit] Trivia

  • Gloria later appeared in the episode "The Old Man and the Key" where during the death race, Snake says he will pull down her tube top to begin the race, but she does not speak in the scene.
  • At the Chinese restaurant, the menu reads:

SHARK BUTT
With Assorted Vegetables Sweetened In Any Of These
Butt-Garlic-Curry-Black Bean

  • Homer exposes himself (and by extension, Marge as well) to possible HIV infection by injecting himself with Mr. Burns' needle and then by engaging in sexual intercourse with Marge.
  • In this episode, Cletus tells Chief Wiggum he saw Homer as he was driving, but in "The Wandering Juvie" Cletus tells Wiggum his memory hasn't been very good since he drank his thermometer, although he doesn't specify when he did this.
  • At Barney's Bowlarama, one of the arcade games is NUKE Canada
  • Gloria inexplicably used to date Snake and is aware of his status as a multiple felon, despite her being a police officer.

[edit] Cultural references

[edit] Quotations

  • (A Chinese dragon patrols the streets of Chinatown)
    Marge: It must be the Chinese New Year!
    (Animal control comes and shoots tranquiliser darts at it)
    Animal control: People buy them when they're cute, then they flush them down the toilet.
  • Homer: "You will invent a hilarious toilet alarm". "You will find true love on Flag Day". "Your store is being robbed, Apu". Did ya get that one, Lisa?
    Lisa (using a Chinese typewriter): I...don't know.
  • Mr. Burns (at a Carnival): Oh, I enjoy all the popular youth trends like, (looks at the bumper cars) piloting motor coaches, and uh, (sees a man picking up after his dog) collecting dog waste.
  • Mr. Burns: Fourteen dollars and ten, eleven, twelve cents. There you go!
    Delivery Boy: You know, sir, tipping is customary.
    Mr. Burns: Oh, me sorry. Me no speaky Chinee!
  • Homer: Stop that dog! He has my gum!
  • Mr. Burns (On entering a pole dancing club) It's one of these nude female fire stations.
  • Burns: Simpson, put my hand on her knee.
    Homer: Yes, Mr. Burns. (appears to do so)
    Burns: I said "her" and I said "knee"!
  • Burns (at a dance club): (out of breath) Boy...I...wish that...song...was longer. (opens his jacket and puts on an oxygen mask)
  • Gloria (after bowling a strike): (a'la Burns) Excellent!
    Burns: You know Homer, that "excellent" was just...(trademark posture) excellent!
  • Gloria: You're a nice guy, Monty. You're always laughing and penting your fingers. I like that.
    Burns: Excellent!
    Gloria: And you're so upbeat. You think everything's excellent!
  • Gloria: Snake? I thought you were in prison.
    Snake: Oh, yeah. I told the guard I was going out for a pack of cigarettes, and then I like totally stabbed him.
  • Homer: Well, this is my house.
    Snake: Uh-uh.
    Homer: Geez, I just wanted to escape.
  • Homer: Put her down or I'll scream! (Snake grabs Homer, who begins screaming)
  • Snake: I'm going to win you back if I have to pistol whip this guy all night.
    Homer: (alarmed) Pistol whip? Hmmm... (he imagines it as eating a giant bowl of Cool Whip-esque cream with a pistol to scoop it) Mmm... pistol whip.
  • Kent Brockman: We're in minute two of this stand-off. What's the situation, Chief?
    Chief Wiggum: Well, we have an officer sneaking around the house, Kent, so unless they have a television in there or can hear my loud talking ...
    (a gunshot is heard and soon Eddie runs out from behind the house, holding his arm)
    Eddie: Ow, ow, ow, ow!
    Chief Wiggum: Well, I guess that answers that, doesn't it?
  • Snake: I swear I can change, Gloria. I'm taking classes in computer fraud.
    Gloria: That's what you said about the telemarketing scams. But you didn't stick with it.
    Snake: I don't like bothering people at home.
  • Homer: Wow, Mr. Burns, how did you do that?
    Burns: Never forget, Homer, there's no muscle stronger than the human heart.
    Homer: What about the wiener? A guy on TV lifted a can of paint with his.
  • Homer: You wanna marry her?
    Burns: Yes. Wonderful, isn't it?
    Homer: Are you sure you wanna do this?
    Burns: Of course, Homer. My biological clock is ticking. I could be dead again soon.
  • Kent Brockman: (to Gloria) I know you've been through a lot, ma'am, but we need you to stand in front of the burning house and say, "Channel 6 is hot, hot, hot!"
  • Gloria: I must say, Monty, I've never dated anyone who knew Calvin Coolidge.
    Burns: Yes, well, I've never dated anyone with their original hair and teeth.
    (they laugh. Burns stops laughing while Gloria continues and pulls out a magnifying lens, inspecting her hair)
  • Snake: Ok, Gun—Check. Dollar sign bag—Check. Power bar—Check. Ok, let's rob this... Bowling Alley? All right, whatever.
  • Chief Wiggum: Don't worry, Mr. Burns. We'll find Simpson by using your car's anti-theft system. (pushes a button on a computer console)
    Computer voice: Car gone. Car gone.
    Wiggum: Yes, we know the car is gone. Where has the car gone to?
    Computer voice: Car gone! Car gone!
  • Marge (after Homer has taken the aphrodisiac): Oh, Oh Homey, that was amazing. Gasp! I hope the kids didn't hear us. (Bart and Lisa are in shock)
    Ned Flanders (from his bedroom): Wow.
  • Lisa: I love Chinatown, but I wish they would stop picking on Tibettown.
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