User:24.222.142.190

             is a user and contributer to the online website Wikipedia. Discovering Wikipedia several years ago under a different IP address, 24.222.142.190 does not generally contribute any large ammount, as it has been said he has since registered an account.

Contributions by 24.222.142.190 are said to be very rare and are treasured by almost all coreographicalologists. One very famous "coreographicalologists" tried to eat sushi, this, however,resulted in a train killing a monkey.

Shortly after the monkeys demise, a group of animal rights activists began complaining that the train should have not took a detour through the rainforest and took up suit. The case was later dismissed due to the fact that the monkey was found to be eating when the incident took place, which had obviously contributed to the creation of blueberry pie.

[edit] History

When the monkey died, it said to itself "Oh". God (the determined physical status of the stated God is in question) disapproved of the disturbment to the rainforest and would not let the monkey through the gates of heaven and thus sent him down to The United States of America where he would be have to live as a punishment.

However, it is also important to note, that some followers of the so-called "Sollog" believe the monkey indeed did NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WHATSOEVER say "Oh" and believe the monkey actually choked on the food of which it was eating, a banana, which caused it to utter a short spontanious "Ohw!" noise. They therefore believe that the end of the world will be only July 4th, 2006. For more information on THE ULTIMATE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE, and what you can do to prevent it, buy Sollog's new book, The Book That Tells You The Ultimate Fate of the Universe and What You Can Do To Prevent It, now for only $49.99 USD (plus shipping and handling; tax not includes). For the purpose of accuracy, we will outline important facts regarding the said monkey:

Cheese, the monkeys favorie food, is a solid food made from the curdled milk of various animals—most commonly cows but sometimes goats, sheep, reindeer, and water buffalo. There are over 400 types of cheese. Rennet is often used to induce coagulation in the milk, although some cheeses are curdled with acids like vinegar or lemon (Monkey's favorite!) juice or with extracts of various species of Cynara (sometimes called vegetable rennet). Rennet is an enzyme traditionally obtained from the stomach lining of bovine calves or a microbiological (laboratory-produced) substitute is used. Bacteria are added to cheese to reduce the pH, alter texture, and develop flavor, and some cheeses also have molds, either on the outer skin or throughout.

The natural color of cheeses range from off-white to yellow. In some parts of the world, such as Wisconsin in the United States, the milk fat is low in beta-carotene, making the cheese a paler yellow than normal. In this case, it is common to add annatto plant dye as a coloring agent. Some cheeses are made with the addition of herbs and spices.

As a response to the loss of diversity in mass-produced cheeses, a cottage industry has grown up around home cheesemaking in some locations. In many European countries this has historically been the normal means of cheesemaking.

Different styles and flavors of cheese are the results of using different species of bacteria and molds, different levels of milk fat, variations in length of aging, differing processing treatments (cheddaring, pulling, brining, mold wash) and different breeds of cows, sheep, or other mammals. Other factors include milk, animal diet, and the addition of herbs and spices to some cheeses.

It should also be noted that the monkey was also interested in various chronic illnesses.

[edit] The "Tomato" incident

This image depicts life as we know it.

When Joey first said that the answer to life, the universe, and everything was pi rather then the rather primitivley formed 42, a pencil broke in the hands of someone and the world was saddened almost at once as a giant parade paraded did not happen (although a kitten was noted to be involved in the "incident"; however, the reporter noted that it may or may not have actually been a full grown cat).

Shortly after, a giant elephant decided that a microphone was actually a form of communication between aliens and humans. In response to this, Joe Dirt immediantly outlawed them due to "gas problems". Does this have anything to do with the Kyoto Protocol? You decide.

It may or may not be noted that that is not completely understood, and therefor has something to do with the so-called "Universe". For example, many popular enyclopedias attempted to define the "universe" as:

In the first half of the 20th century, the word universe was used to mean the whole spacetime continuum in which we exist, together with all the energy and matter within it. Attempts to understand the universe in this sense, on the largest possible scales, are made in cosmology, a science that has grown from physics and astronomy. During the second half of the 20th century, the development of observational cosmology, also called physical cosmology, led to a split in the meaning of the word universe, between observational cosmologists and theoretical cosmologists; where the former (usually) abandon the hope of observing the whole spacetime continuum, the latter retain this hope, attempting to find the most reasonable speculations for modelling the whole of spacetime, despite the extreme difficulty in imagining any empirical constraints on these speculations and the risk of declining into metaphysics.

However, this may or may not be true to to the limited understanding of life, which itself has a foggy and unsure definition.

See also: Quantum physics